Sunday, December 21, 2008

It'll never be the same.

You know how sometimes you hear a song and you can easily get the words mixed up? Like "Bad moon on the rise" becomes "bathroom on the right" or "I'll settle for a slow down" becomes "I'll settle for a Coke now" (Kieth Urban) or "Tie the cans to the back of that limousine" is somehow "Tie the kids to the back of that limousine" (Phil Vassar). The list goes on and on. Today we were having a lazy day just hanging around playing games and listening to oldies. Suddenly I hear "It's a beautiful mornin'... I'll think I'll poo outside for a while"...

Once you've heard it you will never hear it the other way again. It also changes the entire meaning of the rest of the song. I end up picturing Adam Sandler-esqe movie scenes with a lot of silliness. For your enjoyment, the original lyrics below. You can substitute "poo" in the second line if you feel the need.

It's a beautiful mornin' ahhh
I think I'll go outside a while
An jus' smile
Just take in some clean fresh air boy
Ain't no sense in stayin' inside
If the weather's fine an' you got the time
It's your chance to wake up and plan another brand new day
Either wayIt's a beautiful mornin' ahhh
Each bird keeps singin' his own song
So long
I've got to be on my way now
Ain't no fun just hangin' around
I've got to cover ground you couldn't keep me down
It just ain't no good if the sun shines
When you're still inside
Shouldn't hide still inside shouldn't hide
Ahhhh oh shouldn't hide ah ah oh
Do do waaa do do waaa
There will be children with robins and flowers
Sunshine caresses each new waking hour
Seems to me that the people keep seeing
More and more each day gotta say lead the way
It's okay wednesday thursday it's okay
Ahhh monday wednesday friday weekday ah ah ohhh
Do do waaa
Ah ah oh oh do do aaaa
Wooooo oo oo oh oh oh ah wo do waa
Ohhhhhhh oh oh oh

1 comment:

  1. Sometimes it's refreshing to poo outside for a while. Like when you're camping. Or so I've heard.

    I would never poo outside.


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