Annie was swinging her leg in some pretend fit and almost kicked Aiden.
Aiden: If you kick me, I'll kick you.
Me: Maybe we should all get in line and kick her.
She knew I was kidding.
Ashley: I have to tell you guys something. That, Annie is my best and my funniest and my funnest. And I don't want to kick her.
Then she leaned over to me and whispered: But I would get in line to kick Alex!
Annie: I don't want to kick Alex. Maybe we should all get in line to kick Ashley.
Me and Aiden: We're not going to kick anyone.
Me: Ashley did not want to kick you, you cannot kick her. If I catch anyone kicking anything...there will be problems.
Alex: You mean any people.
Annie: And not the cats.
Alex: well, yeah, not the cats. So no kicking anything.
Alex: Well, except for balls. Because balls were made to be kicked.
Alex: Well, some balls.
Alex: Most balls are made to be kicked. So no kicking anything but the balls that are meant to be kicked.
Me: OHMYGOSH! Enough!
I feel like I have had Easter in Monte Python's Search For the Holy Grail.