Blessed are they who engage in lively conversation with the helplessly mute for they shall be called DENTISTS.
The tooth fairy taught kids to sell their body parts for money. I blame her for prostitution.
The six most frightening words in the world: The dentist will see you now.
Psalms 81:10: "... Open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."
And one for patient revenge:
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else."