Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dental humor

Blessed are they who engage in lively conversation with the helplessly mute for they shall be called DENTISTS.

The tooth fairy taught kids to sell their body parts for money. I blame her for prostitution.

The six most frightening words in the world: The dentist will see you now.

Psalms 81:10: "... Open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it."

And one for patient revenge:

When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of "Painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. "He's a fake ! " he told his mates. "He's not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him - and he yelled like anyone else."

2 comments:

  1. haha!! Those are some funny jokes.

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  2. grammaB4:20 PM

    then there was the day the dentist said "bite down" so Lisa did...

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